Some Flaky Puns

We ran out of cat food last night and there’s obviously nowhere in Berlin that sells it. What to do, what to do? I wonder if cats eat cereal?

They do! Or at least Chubby does!

In fact, he turned out to be a veritable cereal killer!
No? 
Too corny
Too flaky
Was that pun a catastrophe? 
I myself thought it was purrfect!
A pun you could really sink your teeth into.
I chuckled so much that now I’m feline fine!
Just try to stop meow!
Only don’t be catty–there’s no claws in the blogger contract that prohibits puns.
OK, I’m done.

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