Belligerent Bear?


Every time I walk to town, I see this sign with this bear. I still think it´s hilarious, especially with a bit of imagination. See, Bimbo is a brand of bread, and the sign says “Aquí está su pan”…”Here is your bread.” The bear is sort of a mix between the Downy Bear, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, and Chef Boyardee.
For some reason, though, I imagine two frowny-lines above his eyes, and he kinda looks pissed. And instead of Spanish, he speaks English, with a New Jersey accent. And he grabs his fluffy crotch and says, “I got ya fuckin´ pan right heah!”
Good times…good times.

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5 thoughts on “Belligerent Bear?

  1. Hola Sitz,

    Soy Amy, la hermana de andy. El me dijo que estas en CR. Sabes que…trabaje en una tiendita en Mexico donde se vende mucho Bimbo. yo estaba en CR hace dos anos-es tuanis no?:-) te cuidas

  2. Gracias por escribirme, Amy!
    Por un segundo creí que estes una Amy de mi undécimo grado, y pensé “Uh oh!”…Todavia, lo siento que digo tantas malas palabras en mi blog…
    Sin embargo, no sabía que trabajaste en México…muy imprecionante! Pero trabajo tambien en un país donde se habla español. Hmm. Y no creiste que hablo español, recuerdes? Bueno, no hablo bien, pero hablo, por lo menos. Pero hablas muy bien.
    Y sí, Costa Rica es tuanis!
    Quizas nos vemos otra vez…espero que sí!
    Sitzman

  3. I’m glad to see the Bimbo bear make an appearance here. This little bastard is everywhere in Mexico, and I agree, he does look a little irritated. Here’s your bread, puta.

  4. Totally out of place, but I think you’ll be happy (or incredibly upset) to know that Lego Star Wars: The Original Trilogy just came out. So you might have to wait until you get back to get in on the blocky goodness.

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