This is from Halloween 2008, I believe. I was working as an English teacher at a call center outside of San José, and I figured that I should at least dress as something, so I decided to go as “My Arch-Nemesis, Bryan Fitzman.” That bastard! In any case, one of my students took this picture, and I liked it so much I decided to use it for my Sitzman ABC site’s logo.
I think this is from 2004, when I was a grad student. It’s at the faculty party. Obviously (can’t you tell??) I’m going as Axl Rose. I also had a very similar costume a few years before that, when my roommate Himal went as Slash. It’s a cool costume, but all too literally… we went out afterwards and I was incredibly cold walking around in the late October snow.
For all those in the know, my 2005 costume was Prince, but a few thought I was a pirate. Their loss. In any case, it was much more comfortable and warm than the Axl costume, but on the downside I had to put some kind of makeup on my eyebrows and skeezy facial hair… eyeliner? Whatever that makeup’s called that women usually use on their eyelashes. That was the stuff.
I happened upon this one when looking for Halloween pictures today. It’s me and my friend Miss Thang (now Mrs. Thang) in Regensburg in 2001. I can’t remember who took the picture or how I got it, because people didn’t even use digital cameras then. It must be scanned. In any case, I think I just wore random crap and called it a costume. I know I borrowed the wig from Matt (thanks) and the shirt from Miss Thang (also thanks), and then called it a day in terms of costuming. As usual, I also included my “Smart Guy Glasses,” which are actually construction goggles I got a long time ago.
This was 2004, I think? I think I also wore a costume in that house where I dressed up as Tom Cruise’s character from Risky Business (it’s probably better I couldn’t find a picture of that costume, since its main components were sunglasses, a dress shirt, double-bagged tighty-whities, and a smart-ass smile). But time-wise, my math may not work out. In fact, this may have just been a costume party, and not actually for Halloween. Who knows. All I know is that Jesse, Zach, and I dressed up as the undercover cops from the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage video (I think I’m supposed to be “Vic Colfari as Bobby, ‘The Rookie'”:
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