The Ghosts of Halloween Costumes Past

They don’t really celebrate Halloween here in Costa Rica. Well, I guess they do have some parties, but since it’s not part of the cultural background here, it feels a bit like forced cultural imperialism. But in this case, it’s strange because the country is forcing the cultural imperialism on itself, if that makes any sense. As long as they don’t try to adopt Thanksgiving, possibly my favorite holiday, I’ll probably be OK. But Thanksgiving is ours, man!
But hey, Halloween’s OK by me. We didn’t go to any Halloween parties this year, but I have been to some pretty fun ones in the past. In fact, one of Angela’s dreams is to be in the U.S. for Halloween so that she can wear a costume. We’ll see if we can get that done one of these years. But in the meantime, I thought I’d show a few pictures of my favorite Halloween costumes that I’ve accumulated through the years… enjoy!

This is from Halloween 2008, I believe. I was working as an English teacher at a call center outside of San José, and I figured that I should at least dress as something, so I decided to go as “My Arch-Nemesis, Bryan Fitzman.” That bastard! In any case, one of my students took this picture, and I liked it so much I decided to use it for my Sitzman ABC site’s logo.

I think this is from 2004, when I was a grad student. It’s at the faculty party. Obviously (can’t you tell??) I’m going as Axl Rose. I also had a very similar costume a few years before that, when my roommate Himal went as Slash. It’s a cool costume, but all too literally… we went out afterwards and I was incredibly cold walking around in the late October snow.

For all those in the know, my 2005 costume was Prince, but a few thought I was a pirate. Their loss. In any case, it was much more comfortable and warm than the Axl costume, but on the downside I had to put some kind of makeup on my eyebrows and skeezy facial hair… eyeliner? Whatever that makeup’s called that women usually use on their eyelashes. That was the stuff.

I happened upon this one when looking for Halloween pictures today. It’s me and my friend Miss Thang (now Mrs. Thang) in Regensburg in 2001. I can’t remember who took the picture or how I got it, because people didn’t even use digital cameras then. It must be scanned. In any case, I think I just wore random crap and called it a costume. I know I borrowed the wig from Matt (thanks) and the shirt from Miss Thang (also thanks), and then called it a day in terms of costuming. As usual, I also included my “Smart Guy Glasses,” which are actually construction goggles I got a long time ago.

This was 2004, I think? I think I also wore a costume in that house where I dressed up as Tom Cruise’s character from Risky Business (it’s probably better I couldn’t find a picture of that costume, since its main components were sunglasses, a dress shirt, double-bagged tighty-whities, and a smart-ass smile). But time-wise, my math may not work out. In fact, this may have just been a costume party, and not actually for Halloween. Who knows. All I know is that Jesse, Zach, and I dressed up as the undercover cops from the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage video (I think I’m supposed to be “Vic Colfari as Bobby, ‘The Rookie'”:

Now, prepare yourself…
Finally, we come to my favorite costume, “Sitz-man”! I think the idea of this picture is that I’ve just saved Cowgirl Katie from some kind of danger. It’s my favorite costume because it’s the most original thing I’ve probably ever come up with. Plus, due to the long underwear it was really warm, one of the two prerequisites I’ve come to adopt in my Halloween costumes (the other apparently being a wig). It took me about an hour and a few drafts to color in my chest insignia. I then found a baby blanket, some long underwear, and some blue underwear, and I even put together a pretty awesome utility belt! The very next year after wearing this costume, I was in Costa Rica, so maybe subconsciously I recognized that my costuming had reached its apex, and I semi-retired after that. 
Anyhow, if you’re going out tonight, have fun and be safe! Eat some candy for me!
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4 thoughts on “The Ghosts of Halloween Costumes Past

  1. Thanks! Sometimes you beat criminals, other times you beat eggs. It’s best to be prepared for both.

    Also, I was wondering what that other thing on my carabiner was, so after I enlarged the picture, I saw it was a scotch tape dispenser. Past Tense Sitzman amazes even me sometimes.

  2. The Beastie Boys Halloween was 2002. I had only known Sam for about a week or so and it was the first time she met you and all the rest of the guys. It was also the night of our first kiss. Sam, that is, not you, Sitz.

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