This is from Halloween 2008, I believe. I was working as an English teacher at a call center outside of San José, and I figured that I should at least dress as something, so I decided to go as “My Arch-Nemesis, Bryan Fitzman.” That bastard! In any case, one of my students took this picture, and I liked it so much I decided to use it for my Sitzman ABC site’s logo.
I think this is from 2004, when I was a grad student. It’s at the faculty party. Obviously (can’t you tell??) I’m going as Axl Rose. I also had a very similar costume a few years before that, when my roommate Himal went as Slash. It’s a cool costume, but all too literally… we went out afterwards and I was incredibly cold walking around in the late October snow.
For all those in the know, my 2005 costume was Prince, but a few thought I was a pirate. Their loss. In any case, it was much more comfortable and warm than the Axl costume, but on the downside I had to put some kind of makeup on my eyebrows and skeezy facial hair… eyeliner? Whatever that makeup’s called that women usually use on their eyelashes. That was the stuff.
I happened upon this one when looking for Halloween pictures today. It’s me and my friend Miss Thang (now Mrs. Thang) in Regensburg in 2001. I can’t remember who took the picture or how I got it, because people didn’t even use digital cameras then. It must be scanned. In any case, I think I just wore random crap and called it a costume. I know I borrowed the wig from Matt (thanks) and the shirt from Miss Thang (also thanks), and then called it a day in terms of costuming. As usual, I also included my “Smart Guy Glasses,” which are actually construction goggles I got a long time ago.
This was 2004, I think? I think I also wore a costume in that house where I dressed up as Tom Cruise’s character from Risky Business (it’s probably better I couldn’t find a picture of that costume, since its main components were sunglasses, a dress shirt, double-bagged tighty-whities, and a smart-ass smile). But time-wise, my math may not work out. In fact, this may have just been a costume party, and not actually for Halloween. Who knows. All I know is that Jesse, Zach, and I dressed up as the undercover cops from the Beastie Boys’ Sabotage video (I think I’m supposed to be “Vic Colfari as Bobby, ‘The Rookie'”:
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You. Are. The. Man.
The SITZ Man, that is.
If you have a whisk at the ready, you’re never unprepared!
Hilarious!
Thanks! Sometimes you beat criminals, other times you beat eggs. It’s best to be prepared for both.
Also, I was wondering what that other thing on my carabiner was, so after I enlarged the picture, I saw it was a scotch tape dispenser. Past Tense Sitzman amazes even me sometimes.
The Beastie Boys Halloween was 2002. I had only known Sam for about a week or so and it was the first time she met you and all the rest of the guys. It was also the night of our first kiss. Sam, that is, not you, Sitz.
Thanks for the clarification! And it was 2002, and lots of people were kissing lots of other people.