Sky Gods and Blood Diamonds

Well, just when I thought there was no real hope for Leonardo DiCaprio, he goes and makes “Blood Diamond,” a thoroughly good movie. Just when I was settling into hating him forever. Who knew that all it’d take would be a fake Zimbabwean accent (which, against ALL odds, didn’t make me hate him even more)? Good work, guy, but you still look a bit like a shih-tzu with that facial hair, you tool.
Speaking of entertainment in general, I wanted to mention that Annie and I were wanting to form a band from the Scandinavian TAs in our office. We’d’ve called it “The Faded Sky Gods,” in honor of a group of Scandinavian dieties we had to lecture about. Our first album would have been called “Bitch’s Lucky Day,” in honor of what an uninsured driver said to his sister once when she rear-ended him. Damn New Mexico. I guess none of us really played instruments, either. But hey, that’s rock n’ roll…

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  1. Nevertheless, Ryan Battletooth, we built that imaginary band on rock and roll …

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