A girl tried robbing stuff from Palí (the cheap, crappy grocery store chain) today while I was waiting in line. The guard stopped her, but she got all pissed and started saying she was pregnant (maybe one DAY pregnant, since she was as skinny as my leg). Anyhow, the guard made her empty her purse, and she had 4 bottles of shampoo and 3 sticks of deodorant.
I kinda hate Palí.
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