Batten Down The Hatches (Or Whatever), ‘Cause Here Comes Cap’n Scuzzbeard!

The other day at lunch, four of us were sitting around and my coworker Robby commented that Gilette could make a killing off of us.

I suppose I have let myself go just a bit. And I noticed a couple of grey hairs in the midst of all that scraggle on my face. With my bald head, isn’t that basically just adding insult to indignity?

Throw me a bone here, God.

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2 thoughts on “Batten Down The Hatches (Or Whatever), ‘Cause Here Comes Cap’n Scuzzbeard!

  1. Grey hair? Seriously? Oh, you’re old, Sitzman. The day I catch a grey hair will be the end of life as I know it…Hell, I get offended when some “polite guy” (cough jerk cough) goes, “Doña Angie” or “Señora” :p

  2. Señora Doña Angie la Vieja,
    What’s that? Sorry, but you’ll have to speak up or write in a bigger font. My hearing and eyesight isn’t what it used to be.
    -Sitzman el viejo verde

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