In any case, I wrote this message to Ryan Sitzman:
My name is also Ryan Sitzman. I know that’s not really that interesting in and of itself, but since it’s the same as yours, it’s maybe worth mentioning. Still, I thought we could maybe be friends… or perhaps since we have the same name, I’m like your archrival or you’re my nemesis or something. So if not friends, then perhaps enemies?
Anyhow, just figured I’d say hi. If you’re ever in Central America, say hi. We could have some sort of Ryan Sitzman convention. We could even let the Brian and Bryan Sitzmans come. Maybe.
Have a good one,
The Other Ryan Sitzman
Then, I also came across a “Bryan Sitzmann.” I sent him this message:
My name is Ryan Sitzman. That’s basically your name with the first and last letters cut off.
Does that mean you’re the more sophisticated, updated model? Is there some sort of a primitive “Yan Sitzma” lurking out there, who is merely jealous of me, but considers you to be a sort of mega-advanced Super(Sitz)mann?
Anyhow, just thought I’d say hi.
I just figured I’d mention this now, so that it’s all well-documented in case I get taken to some sort of international tribunal and get charged with Internet Harassment in the First Degree.
Otherwise, though, it could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.