Obviously, my co-presidental running mate brings a whole wealth of foreign policy hoodlumism experience to the ticket, but I myself have also stirred up the establishment, too. And, since I’m now running for office, I’ll officially beat the press and release my own incriminating picture. The following picture of me was taken a few years ago at the World Naked Bike Ride in Boulder.
Now that that’s out of the way, it’s smooth sailing for our political future. Paul, we’ve only got two weeks to convince the electorate to vote us into the presidency, so we better get going. I suppose that our biggest disadvantage—that we have no political experience—can be cancelled out by our biggest advantage: the nation isn’t sick and tired of hearing our names for the past two years.
Yet.
Sitzman
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This is toooo much!! First the little smoking secret, now the World Naked Bike Riding!! And we thought we knew you!!! (Love the black socks!!!)
Kris
Kris-
You know how it is when you’re on a bike. Gotta keep it classy.
Ryan